Squidward's got nothing on me
brightlotusmoon:
“sirtroyofbaker:
“ balalaikaboss:
“ ejacutastic:
“ I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
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Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF...

julianbashir:

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felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

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galatur:
“gif87a-com:
“ Pipe expanding machine
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lemonsharks:
“ yournewfriendshouse:
“ dandelionofthanatos:
“If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.
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‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing...

milkshreds:

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vikas-room:

yokowan:

555 timer ICs are a kind of woodland beastie

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you flip over a log and there’s just a couple of these guys hanging out underneath

discount-supervillain:

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angelsdean:

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

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zapatism:

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